You sound like a video man LOL reading is to stressful for you I take
it.

Here I just found these for another would-be grower that won't
listen to anything I say or gets a confused look when ever I try
to explain growing.

YouTube - Ready-Set-Grow Part 1of 7 UPDATED

That's part one of a seven part series on youtube all the other episodes
can be found on the same page. Those should provide all kinds of good
info for you.