Quote Originally Posted by LIP
I think i might join you! Accoding to these hardcore christians were smoking the devils plant, which was actually created by their own God, and mentioned in the bible, the book that they take everything from.

Anyway, see you in Hell.

I've always wanted to say that. Well, ever since i saw some guy say it to another guy just before he commit suicide. Shot him self in the head. Lovely scene. English TV has extra gore! Makes great watching... just not while your eating a massive curry, with 2 large naan breads and 3 pints of cobra indian beer. Damn, that was a good night. My blunt burn my hand.:S3:
Oh, I know I'm going to hell. My brother said so, and so did some random lady when I bought a High Times magazine...I then got her fired shortly after. Then again, these are coming from people who think there's a magic man in the sky guiding them. Yes, out of 8 billion people in the world, god has chosen you to come to heaven. A dime a dozen man.

Ha ha! Yeah, watching a guy shoot himself in the head isn't cool. I only saw it once, and that was the Bud Dwyer sucide. I'm sure you've heard if him, but he was a political man I believe, and he was on his way to jail for something major, so he held a press conference on live TV. He talked a bit, pulled a huge fuckin hand cannon out of a bag (Magnum I think), put the gun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger. They then closed up on his face with blood draining from him like water from a faucet. Not a good thing to watch when I had a stomach full of booze.

So yeah, I'll see you there. I'll save a seat for you front row, or if you go first, save one for me. I want something by the fire as I like to keep warm.

Ha! All those people in heaven will be freezing. I'll be in hell, but at least I'll be warm.