i got a 10 year old son
a 9 year old daughter
a two year old daughter

we are always fucking with each other
sometimes in the morning when im taking a shower [hot]
my son comes in with a pot of ice water
and throws it over the curtain

sometimes i move the clock and the alarmr goes of at 630am
wheninreality its 330 am .
hes getting ready for school and shit
and he puts on the tv expecting cartoons
and theres nothing but infomercials

"dad its 330am why am i awake"