Toilot seat???

[potsmokingnome]

I ussually sit when I pee, next time you pee standing up do it completely naked, and feel all the piss that splashes on your legs! and then you will see why I pee sitting lol I don't want piss splashed on my pants!

[Kid Dynamite]

lol in houses i usually leave the seat down n try to avoid hitting the rim, in toilets at school (only other toilets i ever really use) i piss on the toilete tissue and try not to get any on the floor or rim, i then flush the toilete to make it look clean. why? so that when someone goes in there to take a shit they pick the clean one with no shit in the bowl and then have to wipe there ass wiv soggy tissue or not wipe at all or try n get tissue from elswhere lol, its horrible i know

thats cold man...

but quite amusing.

[Mike23artist]

I always lift the seat at home if in public I use urinals or I piss on small children

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

At home I lift.

In public I piss all over the damned toilet.

I usually piss in the sink

Hahahaha Same Here

[dejayou30]

I always lift it. Its a bitch in my upstairs bathroom because sometimes the seat falls down halfway through and you get piss all over.

I also don't mind public toilets. I always wipe down the seats with a good wad of TP and then go about my business. If you get a thick enough wad, it doesn't touch your hand. I also always make sure to wash my hands afterwards.

[BabySnookums]

I knew the majority were slobs...

I had the pleasure to walk into the ladies room a Wal * Mart and it was not pretty!!! it is true women are bigger slobs then men...

i know!! i've had to clean the bathrooms at work...and its NEVER the men's thats all disgusting....ALWAYS the womens

women are looked upon as these delicate, dainty, clean, vain little innocent creatures....but some of the shit women do in our bathrooms *shudders* blegh!

like, they'll leave a turd in the toilet that looks like it came out of like, an elephant or something, and put at least a half a roll of wadded up toilet paper in it, and try to flush it (ignoring the signs that say "do not flush paper products, use the trash can") and when that doesnt work, and their poo is still a'floatin....they go by the sink, and get an equally large amount of the brown paper towels, wad THOSE up, and pile it on top of the poo....

and then some of them i guess aren't DONE going...and stand up and some plops or w/e...i dont know really how this happens thats just my guess...cuz i've went in there before and theres like a big shit smear on the floor, like it plopped and they stepped in it and it smeared....

and they'll take pregnancy tests offa the shelf, use them, and put em all in our bathroom....

and leave used feminine products all over the place....

not clean the seat when they piss or shit on it.....

or not spray something when they funk it up worse than an entire football team could if fed nothing but cabbage....

sometimes makes me ashamed to be a woman....but i dont do that stufff


i dont have the option of lifting the seat or anything....but i'll get a big amount of toilet paper, clean the hell outta the seat, then try to hover as much as possible (helps if theres a hook on the door and i have a jacket w/me LOL), and if there's the foot-pedal to flush, i use my foot, if its a hand lever like on a home toilet, i wad up more TP and flush it.

and if i'm taking awhile in there...all the obsenities on the walls keep me entertained LOL. :thumbsup:

[Skink]

Ahahahaha,,,the pretty little skinny one are prob the worst...

[rebgirl420]

OMG when I was locked up when I was a kid we had to clean the rooms at the place and when I had bathroom duty I would find the gnarliest shit...literally. Plus the girls would leave bloody tampons and someone places the sticky side of a used pad on the wall! And thats just that! Someone pooed in the sink!!!!!!! It was sooo fucked up!

[smoke it]

At home I lift.

In public I piss all over the damned toilet.

yup

[Skink]

Damn,,,I always lift,,,What am I ,,,A freak???