Lighters

[40oz]

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thats reeeeally gay

40oz Reviewed by 40oz on 01-30-2007. Lighters I have a friend/main smoking partner who always seems to jack my lighter whenever we smoke. He has gotten to the point where he always ends up with it regardless of who has the last hit. The other night he bummed a cigarette off of me and kept my lighter. Not much later I was going to smoke a bowl before running some errands and had the bowl packed and ready and my lighter was no where to be found. It's not intentional but has gotten rather bothersome. Any tips or suggestions how to train Rating: 5

[benagain]

Since I chucked the bics and started using a decent lighter from the cigar shop, I haven't lost one yet. Picked up a colibri firebird and extra fuel for under $20 and I allways get that thing back. When you hand someone a bic, they don't think twice about pocketing it. Hand them a cold peice of steel with an inch long blue flame and theyll stare at it and hand it right back.

[420purpHAZE420]

just ask him for ur lighter back, its not that big of a deal

[Nochowderforyou]

or just dont let him use your lighter lol

Ha ha! Yeah, that would fly over really well. Your buddy is nicc-ing out for a cigg., and he asks if he can use your lighter, you say no. I can picture it already. GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN LIGHTER!

What you could do is light the smoke for them so the lighter never leaves your hand.

Come to think of it, this question is so easy to figure out on your own I don't see why someone would ask it.

"uhh...uhhh.how do I wipe my bumhole....uhhh. huh...huh...hey beavis...huh huh huh..." I got carried away again.

[orangeman]

That's what happens when you can't get a lighter of your own and desperate for one. Smack him every time he does it and remind him why you did it and he'll eventually stop .

[partyguy420]

dude... its a dollars worth of plastic, metal flint... and some butain...... did your great great great grandmas dogs, moms owner give it to you or did your grandma give it to you befor she died?

i will give you an easy way on how to easly obtain lighters for about a dollar 50....

1. TURN 18
2. dig threw room, find jar of change.... just find some sort of monney
3. count out around 2 dollars....
4. go to school
*wait until after school*
5. go to gas station, food store, corner store, head shop... anyplace that sells lighters...
6.grab lighter you like...
7. go up to the clerk
8. wait while he rings it up...
9. continue waiting...(hes most likely stoned... so hes going to take awhile)
10. after waiting for him to ring it up, ask him to smoke a bowl with you...
11. give him monney...
12. walk out of store...
13. find a ride to were you need to go

come one we do it on a daily bassis... i even do it... and while im at the counter, i get a pack of smokes and zig-zags... and im only 17...(mostly because one of the clerks is my ex girlfriends mom... and i like the only guy her mom ever approved of her dating...on a side note... i think the clerk wants me~my exs GFs mom~ i would do her... but anyways) yea... its not hard to obtain a lighter

[Jderringer]

Here's some old school advice. If most of these smoking sessions are happening at your house, go on eBay, and invest in a really cool, really big "table lighter". There are some really neat ones to be had for not alot of $$$. Like a kick-ass bong, it's an item that reflects the owners style.

[lil josh]

lol i have a friend like this its really annoying because you 4gette to ask, so many of you are saying light it for em ect but this used to cause so many arguments because its so much easyer to light things for yourself that the lighter stealer often gets really annoyed, the lighter leach looks gay and i wouldnt be seen dead wearing one lol. Because LS (lighter stealers) often do it withough knowing you need to teach them everytime they steal your lighter there going to get a dead leg lol..when you lend them your lighter watch them and wait for them to put it in there pocket, the moment they do smack them in the leg or arm and tell them to give you back your lighter. They will then check the lighter before the pocket it and learn stealing lighters= dead leg.

[Towelie]

just tell him to stop jew-fingering you lighter.

Be like hey bitch dats mine.

[harley3344]

say "fucker u have stolen to many dam lighters from me. Now if i light this one and (start Yelling) FUCKING KEEP IT, I WILL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS SO HARD. or ill kill you, your choice." theyll prolly not ask for it again and make fun of u for freaking out but u keep ur lighters now