Today (monday) I was given a verbal job offer for a position I went through 3 interviews with and am having a background check, etc. They never once mentioned a drug test until today when she says I have 48 hours to get one blah blah. Well the first thing that goes through my mind is fuck I'm fucked, the next thing is to smoke a celebratory blunt. My girlfriend convinced me otherwise, but this job is so important to me that I can't risk it. At this point it's too late to wait a month without smoking, so I decided to buy some synthetic urine.

I used it today (the brand was "Number One" from the makers of the whizzinator). I bought it at the mall for $75 and see it online everwhere for like $50. Grrr. So far I'm happy with it because it passed the temperature check. The woman checked the box that says it was in the right temperature range. I'm really really hoping that I pass.

I'll let you guys know what happens.