Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
The personal tulips are suffering. We'll call it an accident, because it was. We were doing doggy, and I was diddling my clit, and I scratched him when he dove in for the kill. It was shocking. I missed my mark, and so did he. Oh, the huge manatee. So, I've been without direct contact for 3 days, and he keeps trying to convince me that he's had a miraculous healing. Lemme tell ya, Jesus of Nazareth couldn't heal the gouge I put in Papi's pecker.

As long as I can see scabs, he's going to have to keep hitting the Neosporin, and I'll keep humping the washer when it's on spincycle.
that post made my day, lol, so sorry, but so funny.