I am so freaking tired I can't believe I'm awake updating this.:stoned:
Soooo, I triple bagged my girls in 30 gallon black lawn and leaf bags, put them in the tall boxes you can buy for dishes at storage rental places, and shuttled them over to the new house during their dark cycle, as per Miss Foxy's instructions. Once there, I got their new area set up. It's in the attic, which has a big exhaust fan (score!), but no partitioning, so they are just sort of out there in the open. When I pulled the bag off of Lily, I saw a WEB!!!!

Now, I go over these fracking plants every damn day with a 30x microscope. I know what spider mites look like, and I'm telling you these plants didn't have a thing on them. I don't know where that godforsaken web came from. Nevertheless, into the shower they went. I flushed them both, and then I took the shower head off the wall (it's on one of those flexy hoses) and I totally doused both those girls in water, front, back, top, bottom and sides. They hate me now. Then I shook the excess water from their leaves, put them in front of the fan to dry a bit, and ensconced them in their new home, where they will probably remain until the end of flowering. Problem is, I am not living in that home yet, and I am a nervous wreck that my plants are there, and I'm here. I'll go back tomorrow for lights out to put them in the bedroom closet, where I can seal off light.

Okay, enough neurotic typing. Picture pages!