Note to my daughters teacher.

[intrepidus6]

Teachers are retarded, so she probably thought you were a weed smoker or something.

intrepidus6 Reviewed by intrepidus6 on 02-05-2007. Note to my daughters teacher. My 7yo daughter was sick a few days last week. The following is the note I wrote her teacher: Dear Ms. Raye, Please excuse Rachel for being absent Wednesday - Friday of last week. She must have had some sort of a virus because she suffered through freakishly violent, explosive episodes of vomiting. I kid you not, they were "Exorcist" like in their velocity. Really scary stuff! Thank you, Randy Think she might have lol ed when she read it? Or maybe thought, WTF? Rating: 5

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FOLLOW-UP........

Thanks for the positive responses. I actually had a parent/teacher conference (prescheduled, mandatory. Kid doing fine...no big deal) with her on Friday. While waiting on her in the office I was talking with the Principal and he said they had to send 20 kids home in 1 day! That's a lot for this school. Like I said...it's a small school. And believe it or not, when Ms. Raye came into the office she had a little girl in tow. Had just gotten sick in class!

Anyway.......I think she was kinda' surprised that I didn't sport the stereotypical "'60's hippy" or otherwise "stoner" look. You know how you can tell......in that kinda' nod-nod, wink-wink sorta' way? She was also surprised that this was my 4th trip down the raising-a-child highway and said I didn't look old enough to have a 28yo daughter ****blushes****. Maybe she was just being nice.

All is good now. No more sickness........for the time being anyway. I wouldn't wish that shit on Bush. Well............maybe I would! LMAO

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