My 7yo daughter was sick a few days last week. The following is the note I wrote her teacher:

Dear Ms. Raye,
Please excuse Rachel for being absent Wednesday - Friday of last week. She must have had some sort of a virus because she suffered through freakishly violent, explosive episodes of vomiting. I kid you not, they were "Exorcist" like in their velocity. Really scary stuff!

Thank you,
Randy

Think she might have lol ed when she read it? Or maybe thought, WTF?
Oh F Yeah Reviewed by Oh F Yeah on . Note to my daughters teacher. My 7yo daughter was sick a few days last week. The following is the note I wrote her teacher: Dear Ms. Raye, Please excuse Rachel for being absent Wednesday - Friday of last week. She must have had some sort of a virus because she suffered through freakishly violent, explosive episodes of vomiting. I kid you not, they were "Exorcist" like in their velocity. Really scary stuff! Thank you, Randy Think she might have lol ed when she read it? Or maybe thought, WTF? Rating: 5