"Mmmmmm, I can taste the bubbles"
"My life just wont be complete until I turn your face into a toilet seat. I'm talkin' 'bout poo poo. I'm talkin' 'bout pee pee."

In my opinion, urination and takin' a doodie are the funniest things out there, next to farting. I once tricked my goofy friend Ray to drink my piss. Good times.