I was in the shower with my lady once.. and I peed on her and she didn't notice. It was on the back of her leg. I had always told her I was gonna pee on her one day and she would be offended. Ha. Now THAT is a personal triumph. Now that I think of it I've peed on her twice, both times in the shower, both without her noticing. Stealth-Pissing is an art.