haha for some reason while reading this story i imagine the cop to be like Farva from super trooper and flipping out thinking to himself "finally! i get to bust some criminals!!!" then he calls the state trooper and the trooper is all like "you want me to drive way the fuck down there for what?!" the trooper gets all mad at him than the Farva like cop lets you guys go and goes and cries in his car.... haha either that or he took your 1/4 and pipes and went in his car and got really fucking ripped, than logged it into evidence as an 1/8th