If Women Ruled The World

[ScarlettCrush]

Behind every great man, is a woman making him be that way. Of course we rule the world. Pussy makes the world go round and that's a fact. We are your mothers, your wives, your lovers and girlfriends.

You trust us with your secrets, your house, your happiness, your dinner, we take care of you. We are trusted to raise your children, an entire generation of men and women, instill their values, teach them how to be good people. Treating us lightly is kind of ignorant don't you think?

[ScarlettCrush]

The toilet seat isn't even an issue anymore at my house. At night, my husband always leaves it up...I've "fallen in" enough times to know that I must check before I sit. It's just not worth the arguement.

ok to make your point, why don't you just take the lid off altogether and put it next to the toilet. That way hubby doesn't have to strain himself. There's a good tool kit pictured at the head of this thread, should do the trick.
I am a bitch, and a Dominatrix. I teach my boyfriends how to be and in the same circumstance as you with a hard headed breed such as that. I would actually take the lid off every toilet, take out the shower curtains and floor rugs of every bathroom. I would gradually replace all those small luxuries that humans use when he demonstrated he could act like one.

[DrGonzo]

to scarlett: removing the curtains? wouldn't that just end up with gallons of water on the floor? seems a bit counterproductive to me. and really, is it too much to ask that you ladies look before you sit?

How many men can honestly say they fell in a toilet because they did not look to see if there was an actual seat in place? I have never once done this, probably because I like to make sure there's somewhere for my ass to go before I commit to the drop.

(although I can admit, in a master/slave relationship removal of such privileges could be integral to the relationship...my reply is in a much more general spectrum though)

[BOgart.bitch]

What is it that Queen Latifah said? Something like, "If there were no men, there'd be a lot of fat, happy women and no war." She hit the nail on the head.

haha i aGREe tImes TeN ;D

queen latifah is a beauty

[ScarlettCrush]

to scarlett: removing the curtains? wouldn't that just end up with gallons of water on the floor? seems a bit counterproductive to me. and really, is it too much to ask that you ladies look before you sit?

How many men can honestly say they fell in a toilet because they did not look to see if there was an actual seat in place? I have never once done this, probably because I like to make sure there's somewhere for my ass to go before I commit to the drop.

(although I can admit, in a master/slave relationship removal of such privileges could be integral to the relationship...my reply is in a much more general spectrum though)

I would still do this in a normal relationship. It all comes down to thoughtfullness and mutual respect. If he doesn't respect my ass enough to watch out for toilet water to get on it, then he would not get any ass, and no other amenaties as well. If you act like a damn ape I'll treat you like one.

[DrGonzo]

maybe this'll help, Scarlett; the only thing that makes me put the seat down (and I lower the whole lid, not just the seat) was a little fact I learned from Readers Digest some time ago. The simple fact is this:

Toilets will splash contaminated water up to SIX FEET AWAY when flushed with the lid open.

get out a tape measure; how far away is your sink? your hairbrush? your TOOTHBRUSH! good god its enough to make you sick.

but now, my wife bitches about 'always having to lift the lid'. this compaining occurs with roughly the same frequency that the 'put the damn seat down' argument happened, despite the fact that its impossible to acheive splashdown when the lid is closed. so is it really because you're getting your bum wet that you complain? or is it an inherent part of being female?


(dons asbestos suit and hides behind the couch)

[apsinthion]

Put the seat down, put the seat up. Maybe we should just piss in the sink and have done with it.

[ScarlettCrush]

I keep it down all the time as well. Keeping it open seems like your showing it off, and I'm not all that proud of my toilet. (though the water is nice and blue)