Chavs are destroying England. We need to kill them, sadly, that's the only way. Although not ALL chavs are bad, my dealers a bit of a chav and he's one of my best mates. Im no chav though, cant stand em. I wear what i like, and i listen to what music i like. for some reason these chavs think they HAVE to go around scaring people and smashing peoples homes up.

Q Why is a Mondeo driving over a cliff with 4 chavs inside a bad thing?


A A Mondeo seats 5.

Q What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a lake [dead]?


A A start.