[align=center]Here is what im doing, Ok. fuck the shampoo bottle thats a horrible idea. especially for 5g. What do is u get some (latex)gloves for the proceedure, get (glad)zipper bags, because theyre thicker than normal sandwich bags, get (reynolds)plastic wrap, vaseline (make sure that its 100%pure petroleum jelly, (folgers)cofee grains unless u can find a stronger smelling kind, duct tape (the good thick hard kind), and small underware (tighty wighties). then here is what u do step by step aight:
(now i havent done this yet, but i reasearched it a lot, and im about 90% positive with dogs, and 98.5% without dogs that it will work. so if anyone wants to comment or add on anything please do so aight.)
Step 1: Wash hands with soap twice, put gloves on.
Step 2: Break up the weed completely. remeber stems smell more than leaves.
Step 3: Put weed in bag carefully so that u dont touch the outside of the bag after touching the weed and certainly dont let the weed touch the outside of the bag either.
Step 4: Take gloves off and Cut the plastic part(zipper) off the bag and squeeze all the air out of the bag leaving the weed in one corner of the bag.
Step 5: Fold the bag in half vertically and then burn the bag shut, at where the zipper used to be, making sure no air is in the bag
Step 6: Duct tape it tightly shut to where u cant see the bag nemore.
Step 7: Put a thickass layer of vasoline all around. if u want put a layer of cofee in with vasoline.
Step 8: Warp it around with two layers of plastic wrap.
Step 9: Put another layer of vasoline and repeat Steps 7&8, till u have three layers of plastic wrap:
Step 10: Then the last thing u do is repeat Step 6.
The reason i said get some tighty whities was that they hav like a pocket type thin right between the legs and right under the balls, exactly where security cant touch u. just put it in there even though the bag might look a little thick and put duct tape around it to where it wont ever get out unless u want it to. make sure u clean the bag with somkind of cleaner shit like dishwashing soap. it will annoy the shit out of u but hey, its worth it. It would take a fuking superdog to smell that shit lol. and humans cant fukin tell at all that u got shit, but make sure u dont look like a stoner when u go in airports what i mean is where something nice. leave no room for any suspecion at all and u should be fine. again i havent tryed it yet but i am soon and if im on here after christmas then that means that i have had the fukin time of my life so yeah, i hope that answers ur question lol but i still want to hear other ppls opinions. [/align]