random drug testing

[coday182]

at my school they randomly test people on random days. Usually once a month or so. I keep telling myelf when you look at the odds (>20 people being tested out of about 600 or 700 kids) of myself being drug tested aren't good enough to worry about, yet I was tested when I was a sophomore. I am a senior now and have since then fell in love with the marijuana leaf. It has made my grades improve too believe it or not lol. Anyways, do you know any way I can prepare myself for this test? They come to your room first class of the day and direct you straight to a holding area where you waityour turn to go. I still remember some of the details from last time. They don't watch you go. And if it helps, they didn't get the results back till a few days later. Is there a way I can always be prepared for a drug test in the morning?

coday182 Reviewed by coday182 on 01-28-2007. random drug testing at my school they randomly test people on random days. Usually once a month or so. I keep telling myelf when you look at the odds (>20 people being tested out of about 600 or 700 kids) of myself being drug tested aren't good enough to worry about, yet I was tested when I was a sophomore. I am a senior now and have since then fell in love with the marijuana leaf. It has made my grades improve too believe it or not lol. Anyways, do you know any way I can prepare myself for this test? They Rating: 5

[ripher]

Sounds like your in the exact same situation as me and i researched drug testing a ton so heres what ive come up with.

I bought 2 little vials of synthetic urine from whizzinator.com (or the whizzinator website if that isn't it) and 2 heating pads from them also.. what i do is i put a bottle about the size of your palm (like a small lotion bottle or hand creme bottle) in a little pouch that i can fit in my pocket. I also jam a heating pad and bottle of synthetic urine in the pouch and keep it in my pocket. its a little big to have in my pocket every day but its not that bad so if they ever come get you you go to take the test where they put you in a little waiting room with water.. and just pull it out.. pour in the urine powder into the water.. stick a heating pad on the side and put it under ur nuts between ur legs to heat it up... after like 45 min of heating it will be your turn to get tested and just walk in there with it between your legs in to the bathroom and unzip.. reach in.. and empty it.


Also another thing i put in the pouch is 4 asprin cause if u take 4 asprin a couple hours before the test then you can get a false negetive so it comes up negative and you pass. Another thing you can do to be safe is drink lots and lots of water right before you take it (in the waiting room if its available for you like at my school) and when u piss give them mid stream... not the beginning or the end. and try to take a piss at the beginning of the day when u wake up cause the first piss of the day is the dirtiest... sorry im really stoned typing this but hopefully that helps i would recommend doin that.

[MastaChronic]

did you or your parents sign a contract stating that they could drug test you?
if not, refuse, you are within your legal rights to do so.

[coday182]

thanks, but i imagine if it took me 45 minutes, it would be suspicious. And do they always check the temperature? Because you just screw on a cap and give it to them and they take it back to a lab. Wouldn't it be cold by the time it go to the lab anyways?

[coday182]

do they make a powerd i can just mix in with my urine that will kill the toxins or whatever?

[MastaChronic]

dude, did you or did you not sign a contract stating that they could drug test you if they wanted to?
what about your parents, did they?

[dunney508]

sounds like your rights are being violated,

[ripher]

Im not sure about him, but the way random drug testing works at my school is if you don't sign the form agreeing to random drug testing you are not allowed to drive to school or participate in any extracurricular activities... i was in football but its over now and im a senior so im not in any off season but i still drive to school so it still applies to me plus i think once you sign you can't like take it back or anything.. even if you could that would be the most obvious thing ever. Its bullshit.

Coday - take the 45 minutes... you won't be the only one. If someone came up to u at any point in the day and said come piss it might take you a while.. before i smoked i was tested sophmore year and it still took me 2 hours to piss plus you do it one at a time so even if you HAVE to go it might take u a while to get in there. About the powder that you can poor in piss to eliminate the toxins in the piss - i wish haha.. hopefully one day. Hope this in some way helps.. im sure confident it will work for me.. if i get caught with weed again my parents are going to sell my car and send me to college w/o one but im still toking :rasta: :rasta:

[dawninthemorning]

there is a urine luck additive that you can use that will eat away the toxins, but there is 2 problems with it. You have to be a heavy user (4 or more times a week) and it can't be an onsight test. The additive needs 90 minutes in your urine to work its magic. If they test it right away, it will come up adulterated.