Put them on hold long enough for them to ask what your doing. I kept putting them on hold, then I said "You smell" and then she was all wtf, and then I put them on hold again. So after a while, I came back and they finally asked what I was doing, so I just said"Im jackin off, hold on." the lady got really pissed and said "WHY DONT YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AND CALL 911 WITH YOUR SMELLOPHONE" and hung up.


It was great.