Quote Originally Posted by NevaBeenSoHIGH
no disrespect but heavy people make me laff my ass off
Thats ok, we think were funny too! Me and my buddy are both really big guys. (he's 6'2" and 300lbs, I'm 6' and 325lbs) One night, we were smoking and playing cards, as we would often do. After about the third bowl, the munchies hit me really hard, so I got up, and spotted an unopened box of "smear rolls". (for those that are unfamiliar, a "smear roll" is a cinnamon roll with a shit load of white sugar icing smeared on the top) I grabbed the box and sat back down at the card table. He looked at me, and then the box, and then me again... I pushed the box toward him, and with the most serious voice and face I could muster, I said "smear roll, fatass?" That had to be the funniest thing ever said! We were laughing hard for what had to be 20 minutes. He actually pissed himself and fell out of the chair at one point! We both still say "smear roll, fatass?" all the time... It's still funny, but not as funny as the first time I said it.