except for ice house! as far as the 'i-want-to-get-fucked-up-fast-and-cheep' drinking goes. you can't beat ice house, keystone ice, railbenders, and the mother and father of shitty strong beer, hurricane and steel reserve both are like 8%


i was at a bare in erie one time with my buds, i had been drinking budweiser all night ( i was on a budweiser kick for years) anyways, we were getting ready to leave and someone handed me a miller lite draft, well i chugged the fucker and the next thing you know my mouth is watering and i know that its coming back up. this was kind of like a dance place/bar so there wasn't anywhere i could go to puke without being seen. so what did i do? ninja puked into two draft cups stupid miller make me puke! but i didnt spill any and no one noticed that i had puked. speaking of which that reminds me of another story

my buddy dans brother had come up with a few friends of his, we were going to a skynyrd concert in the morning. the Flyers had lost to the lightning in game seven of the conference finals, so needless to say i was singing the blues. anyways we were drinking one of the mamoth bottles of jager. well we finished the bottle and i passed out right were i was sitting. next morning i wake up thinkin what the hell happened. anyways i look on the coffee table in front of me and there is this red solo party cup filled to the brim , and i mean to the very top full of nasty black jager puke, yech. apparently i somehow managed to puke into this cup without spilling a drop anywhere, i was amazed.