What is a guy to do?

[slipknotpsycho]

or Wanna play "Hide and Poke"

lmfao, if i coudl, i'd give you rep for that comment

oh noes!11!1oneone1!1 why was skink banned!!1

[TheFatKid]

Ok, so this is what I tried so far.


Asking nicely
Poking/smacking back
"STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME WOMAN"
"GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN"
and
"ILL FUCKING COCKSMACK YOU"

I use the language when necessary, but I still won't hit them. They are too small, and I'm pretty strong for a fat guy so I think they'll cry.

[slipknotpsycho]

throw a pail of monkey blood on them in the amazon... that should take care of 'em...

you know anaconda's can literally eat a small framed person... although the top statment was inspired by a movie with a fake snake... in the literal world an anaconda can eat a smaller person...

[TheSmokingMonkey]

1. get self-confidence.
2. look them each individually in the eyes, straight in the eyes.
3. tell them not to do it anymore in a firm, confident tone. not in a whiny, little pansy voice that is so fashionable in high school. in the tone of voice your mother might use if she were to say, "Fat Kid, you will NOT leave the table until you eat ALL of your vegetables." or, "You will NOT borrow the car until you pay off your debt."

[TheSmokingMonkey]

and if you wanna be a man, you won't hit a woman even in jest or self-defense.

[slipknotpsycho]

and if you wanna be a man, you won't hit a woman even in jest or self-defense.

sorry, hitting women is wrong i'llg rant you that... but i'll-be-fucking-damned if some woman is going to sit there and continually hit me while i just tollerate it...

shit if she's got the guts/balls to start a fight, she's got the guts/balls to be hit right the fuck back... don't get in the ring with the big boys unless you're ready to play (this excludes the normal slapping... i'm talking about the women who go psycho on your ass...)

[Way2many]

break a beer bottle over your head next time they come around that should scare them off.....or these little bitches want it, then give it to them man.

[thcbongman]

Spoon them.

[hippie.at.heart]

I'd try this first...

the next time they poke at you just tell them, " so are we gonna fuck or what cause if not leave me the hell alone."

There are 2 outcomes to this:
1 they will fuck you
2 they will be disgusted and leave you alone

If that doesn't work ask them:
"Ever heard of Columbine?"
That should take care of it.

[azure]

look them in the eye and say FUCK OFF NOW in a loud voice, if they get too close push them away, see how they react.

how old are you / they?