Ok, so this is what I tried so far.


Asking nicely
Poking/smacking back
"STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME WOMAN"
"GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN"
and
"ILL FUCKING COCKSMACK YOU"

I use the language when necessary, but I still won't hit them. They are too small, and I'm pretty strong for a fat guy so I think they'll cry.