What is a guy to do?

[dejayou30]

fuck them. at the same time.

[funky not a junky]

Dude that blows. Im sorry to hear that. I never really had that type of stuff happen to me. I would personally just be like uhhhh hey it would be major cool if u stopped touchin my man boobs and stuff. Just keep your cool, this can turn into a good situation if you just handle it well. I personally would just be like ite girls, i know you want my nuts but stop pokin me because i need to study. Just try to break it to them. Just tell them that you are pissed at them and that they probably just want your nuts but theyre OBVIOUSLY taken. Keep it real man

[40oz]

the next time they poke at you just tell them, " so are we gonna fuck or what cause if not leave me the hell alone."

There are 2 outcomes to this:
1 they will fuck you
2 they will be disgusted and leave you alone

problem solved

and dejay, is that butnick from salute your shorts? hilarious.

[O. G. ganja smoker]

say "damn dude u guys are fucking annoying u need to stop that shit right now. if they dont stop start pinching them in the stomach when they slap u, make sure u get them as many times as there getting u soon they will see slap=pinching=hurt=not fun i think they will stop, it works with my lil cuzins

[Skink]

I would slap them with my weiner,,,if you know what I mean...

[Inferius]

Sit on their face.

[TheFatKid]

Why don't you go grow some balls escobar, hitting women way smaller than you who are mostly joking around is fucked up. Lay off the whiskey and beer, fucking redneck.


40oz thats the best idea I've heard so far, it'll prolly work for a few minutes too

[xmk]

show them your penis... If i know anything about uber christian girls its that they are terrified of the penis, whip it out and theyll run away

[Skrappie]

Have you tried saying:

stop poking and slapping me?

[TheFatKid]

Have you tried saying:

stop poking and slapping me?

Yep. Thats the first thing I tried. I even said please.