Quote Originally Posted by maryjanemama
Once I was so mad at somebody I took a large carving knife and stabbed the tires of his beloved mountain bike. Our relationship was never the same.
Once I was so mad at someone in a fit of blind temper I picked up a tree in a terracota pot and threw it through the windscreen of his new Celica GT4
He drove away and all the soil was sucked in through the vents and blew the turbo
We got over it..................eventually

Word of warning guys
If you're gonna confess to indescretions, don't stand beside your gleaming pride and joy with a "ffs get over it look" on your face

When I look back now, I can't believe I could even lift the bloody thing off the ground - never mind send it sailing through the air
A woman scorned eh.....can be a powerful thing