I sometimes get the urge to pay my ex-best mate a visit - he shagged my wife (now ex).
The things I'd like to do to him, don't bear thinking about (Res has a very darkside mwhahaha).

But everytime I think about it, I just relax and smile to myself...He's expecting me to do just that, so better that I let him continue to jump at every noise, and worry who might be at the door, and wonder if his car has been vandalised...

lol...karma...can keep a man sane, ya know