I told my mom a long ass time ago. She had always been cool about the subject, talking about stuff she did when she was younger, etc. I knew she was in charge of buying weed for my dad (she doesn’t smoke, just buys it), so I just hit her up with a logical business proposition – if we combined our purchases we could get a much better price; She agreed

But even though she knew, she still didn’t want me to talk to my dad about it. She was mainly worried that he would be mad that she was basically helping me buy it. So for like a year or more my mom knew but my dad didn’t.

I tried to tell my dad a bunch of times. One time our whole family came down with strep-throat except for me and my dad, so we were the only ones in the car and I mentioned that marijuana acts as a local anti-biotic and can prevent things such as strep-throat, and that it was interesting that we both just happened to dodge that one. He didn’t take the bait and just sorta changed the subject.

Then last summer we went on a house boat trip to lake Shasta for an entire week. Well the first night we were sitting out on the patio of the houseboat, having some drinks, and I’m sorta thinking this is going to be a really shitty week if I have to hide the fact that I smoke the whole time. So I just came out and said something like “Damn now is the perfect time for a bowl”. My dad’s eyes lit up, I think he must have been thinking the same thing. So he goes inside and grabs his stuff and we smoke a bowl. It turned out great because I brought like 5 times more weed than he did and my stuff was way better. Ended up being a pretty fun vacation