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[geonagual]

.....better judged by twelve.........than carried by six.......

That is a good one.




make love, not war

[LIP]

Six of one and half a dozen of the other.

[geonagual]

That is as handy as a shirt pocket

[LIP]

"Donnys trailer burnt down again boys"

[Dutch Pimp]

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[VaporDaddy]

All you need is love.



Read my sig...I was high when lizzard king told me the story of how he got high and lost his friend...lmfao!

[bucknuts1870]

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."

My personal faovrite: "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.

I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

[Oneironaut]

"There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams

[geonagual]

you will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of.

You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

[2600HERTZ]

" Its better to burn out, than to fade away.
Peace, love, empathy"
~~Kurt Cobain

I think he stole that from Neil Young.