Alright.....

So Adam and Eve are doing the nasty; going HARD. Time passes, moment's up, and adam rolls off of eve and sparks up a cigarette and just lays there.. BAM, god appears. Startled, Adam throws away the cigaratte and is like , "woah, shit, what's up God?" God replies, "ahh nothing. Just came to shoot some shit." .... Blah blah "Hey where's Eve?" God asks. "She's over in the river washing her snatch that I just tore up"..

"Ohhh fuck" God snaps. "How I'll vever get the smell out of the fish"


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yeah cheese, I know. Fuck off. :P