birth control 99.9%!?

[2600HERTZ]

2 words poop shoot

Iralol, I used to bug one of my girlfriends constantly telling her about how "awesome it would be to put it in your pooper" i used to say that ALL THE TIME. Ah....Good times

[az666]

no birth controll is 100% effective....unless you go for an operation :s
Or so I read last year.

[Cannaben]

he i know people who used condoms and got pregnant, i know people who have used birth control pills and got pregnant and i know people who used the pull-out method and got pregnant - nothing is 100% now-a-days!

"now-a-days"? when were any of those 100%?

[cindy629]

okay. okay - nothing is 100%. sorry about the now-a-days!! gees - kill a girl why don't ya! lol! antywho - about an operation - if you are talking about tubal ligation (tubes tieing) that isnt even 100% effective! the only type of operation that is 100% is a hysterectomy and doctors dont want to do that unless it is medically called for!

[Pasofol]

no birth controll is 100% effective....unless you go for an operation :s
Or so I read last year.

Not so even with an operation, I know a guy who made someone preg.

[503Danks]

Not so even with an operation, I know a guy who made someone preg.

My friends parents had TWO kids after the father had a vasectomy.

[mackSwell]

*laughing*

After the first one, didn't they know the snip had failed???

[cindy629]

not to be mean - but didnt i say that no operation is 100%?!? i know someone that her husband had a vasectomy too and she got pregnant! so nothing is 100%!

[Jim Morrison]

not to be mean - but didnt i say that no operation is 100%?!? i know someone that her husband had a vasectomy too and she got pregnant! so nothing is 100%!

uhm i may be wrong but isnt a vasectomy when your testicles get sniped so in theory no sperm can flow thru the tubes so using this thought id assume the wife cheated on her husband and thats where those little bastards came from im tired so if im wrong dont flame me too hard just enought to re light my joint please :jointsmile:

[MastaChronic]

uhm i may be wrong but isnt a vasectomy when your testicles get sniped so in theory no sperm can flow thru the tubes so using this thought id assume the wife cheated on her husband and thats where those little bastards came from im tired so if im wrong dont flame me too hard just enought to re light my joint please :jointsmile:

um....the nuts dont get snipped completely off.......thats a castration.....

this is from wikipedia
Vasectomy is a permanent birth control method. In some conventional clinics all or part of the vasa deferentia are surgically removed, thus sterilizing the patient. In more modern clinics and in no-scalpel (keyhole) vasectomies none of the vas is removed, but is instead cut and sealed.

Vasectomy should not be confused with castration: vasectomy does not involve removal of the testicles and it affects neither the production of male sex hormones (mainly testosterone) nor their secretion into the bloodstream. Therefore sexual desire (libido) and the ability to have an erection and an orgasm with an ejaculation are not affected. Because the sperm itself makes up a very small proportion of an ejaculation, vasectomy does not significantly affect the volume, appearance, texture or flavor of the ejaculate. Similarly, in females, hormone production, libido, and the menstrual cycle are not affected by a tubal ligation.

When the vasectomy is complete, sperm can no longer exit the body through the penis. They are broken down and absorbed by the body. Much fluid content is absorbed by membranes in the epididymis, and much solid content is broken down by macrophages and re-absorbed via the blood stream. Sperm is matured in the epididymis for about a month once it leaves the testicles, and approximately 50% of the sperm produced never make it to ejaculation in a non-vasectomized man. After vasectomy, the membranes increase in size to absorb more fluid, and more macrophages are recruited to break down and re-absorb more of the solid content