Quote Originally Posted by EmoRebellion
....then shove it in her ass as hard as you can without warning. Not only will you still come inside her, but she probably wont want to cuddle after either. Its a win-win my friend.
I don't know how to respond to this...
The serious way: That is sexual assault and you are going DOWN asshole. You will enjoy when some fat dude does the same thing to you in the can.
The not so serious but still shocked way: I hope she cuts your nuts off while you're sleeping after a stunt like that. She's not just not cuddling, she's in the kitchen looking for her poultry shears.