Noob here needing advice

[lazy smoker7]

lol sorry bout ur loss to eating it lol. Anyways yea do not give up on trying to get high of this magical magical herb! I got buzzed the first time i smoked but then i kept trying to smoke like 6 times more because i was doing it wrong ( lets put it this way i only smoked like maybe 3 hits worth of weed every time and the dime bag lasted me a week taking a few hits every day, so it did not work but eventually i i was with my guy who sold it and he dumped a whole dime into a dutch and after that my eyes were opened to this magical herb) i just wanted to say that because looking back on the times when i started makes me laugh and what you posted reminded me of those funny times. But please do not give up until u actually do get high off the herb and enjoy it. I kno ppl who smoked herb like 4 times and did not get high and they get this attitude that smoking herb is stupid and look down upon it.. SHAME ON THEM! and ive seen people who smoke for their first time and get really paranoid and never smoke again.. SHAME ON THEM... get really high a few times and make sure to listen to ur fav music while smoking..

[HookahMan]

haha yeah my first time me and a friend smoked 8 bowls of this real good shit i was sooo gone. I keep passing out and my friend kept waking me up by spraying shaving cream on my face and it kept getting in my mouth and shit. we both though it was hilarious though.

[harley3344]

well im not giving up on the herb yet. Im going to get some more today (dime more then likely) and will find some dam rolling paper and practice on my joint making (man rolling paper is HARD AS HELL to get wtf is up with that. Is it illegal for somone underage to have rolling paper? i mean come on its paper.) anyways if i cant find some paper i guess ill improve on my water bong skillz.
later

[xmk]

haha my first time i used the same water bottle bong you just described... haha i got high as fuck and thought the leaves that had fallen off the trees in my back yard were bananas growing out of the ground and proceded to get PISSED because i hate bananas and didnt want them in my yard.

good luck next time, i find that if your having troubles getting high and your not sure if your inhaling right its best to inhale the smoke, close your mouth, than inhale a second time BEFORE blowing out and than hold it in and finally blow out... that should do the trick

[harley3344]

^ noted. Ill see if it works tonight.

[weneverwill]

good luck bro

hope you get baked

[HookahMan]

haha my first time i used the same water bottle bong you just described... haha i got high as fuck and thought the leaves that had fallen off the trees in my back yard were bananas growing out of the ground and proceded to get PISSED because i hate bananas and didnt want them in my yard.

good luck next time, i find that if your having troubles getting high and your not sure if your inhaling right its best to inhale the smoke, close your mouth, than inhale a second time BEFORE blowing out and than hold it in and finally blow out... that should do the trick

HAHA THAT BANANAS SHIT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK!!!! I havent laughed that hard in awhile!

[J-dubb206]

Dont eat weed. Make a steamroller using a paper towel tube. cut a whole near one end of it (size of a nickel) maybe 3 inches from the end. Put foil poke holes cover the end closest to the bowl with your hand and get high my friend.