I drive stoned, and im fine. I've never even come near to crashing into anything. Just because im stoned doesnt mean i forget to look in my mirrors, and it doesnt mean i forget to indicate. It doesnt slow my breaking times, and it doesnt make me misjudge anything.

But, if the police relied on a drug test to find out if you were driving whilst stoned, it wouldnt be fair, as you can test positive weeks after not smoking. So it's all bullshit, and the best thing to do is not get caught. OR, stop the car, and when the cop gets out of his reverse over him.

I wouldnt take that advice seriously though