Quote Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
Oh...I do..I enjoy...enjoy...enjoy!!!!!!!!!!! Nothin' is better than comin' home to my sweet Laila the lady killer. Shes my wifey.

Too bad you can't legally marry your bong!!!! WAAAAH. Course it isn't legal for me to marry a chick anyway!!!
fuck it, its not legal to smoke, who gives a shit if its not legal to marry a bong. priests are fucked up, im sure you could pay one off. maybe a nice baggy. it would make confessions fun for him.