I just about set my house on fire.

[moeburn]

Ok, I tried the isopropyl extraction technique, to extract resin from an old lightbulb vapourizer. I swashed some rubbing alcohol in the lightbulb for a few minutes, then i put it in a pot on the stove, and then put that pot in another pot of boiling water, and i boiled the water.

I had never seen a 2 foot tall isopropyl flame before, until a few minutes ago.

I burned the stove's exhaust fan, which sent the whole kitchen up in smoke. I ran around aimlessly with a flaming pot of rubbing alcohol. I managed to burn a few towels, luckily they didnt catch on fire. While I was confused as to what the fuck to do (because water spreads fire), i thought it would be a great idea to pour baking soda on the flame. Cause thats what they put on grease fires, right? Well that made the flame start to pop like popcorn. Little bits of spark started flying out on the fake hardwood floor. Luckily, that also was not flammable. Finally I remembered if i put a lid on the pot, the thing would extinguish. But the lids were upstairs, and I was now downstairs, to avoid the smoke alarms! I then found a suitable metal item: a paint can. I put the pot on the ground, the paintcan on top, and the flame went out. Then I ran upstairs to open the door and turn on the exhaust fan (which still works, and only looks burnt if you put your head under it), and open the door. So now its fucking cold, and smells like shit everywhere. But i got the smoke out, and I had the door to the kitchen closed, so it didnt set off the smoke alarm.

And in this whole process, I don't think I woke my parents up.

And this is the 2nd fire I had to put out today.

Don't let potheads play with fire.

moeburn Reviewed by moeburn on 01-23-2007. I just about set my house on fire. Ok, I tried the isopropyl extraction technique, to extract resin from an old lightbulb vapourizer. I swashed some rubbing alcohol in the lightbulb for a few minutes, then i put it in a pot on the stove, and then put that pot in another pot of boiling water, and i boiled the water. I had never seen a 2 foot tall isopropyl flame before, until a few minutes ago. I burned the stove's exhaust fan, which sent the whole kitchen up in smoke. I ran around aimlessly with a flaming pot of rubbing Rating: 5

[Jimbob1310]

sorry to hear that dude. well noted

[moeburn]

Oh, and I have a pocket full of broken glass from the lightbulb I shoved in there.

And my throat kinda hurts because I burnt it, standing over that flame.

I feel kinda dizzy.

[whitetop]

same here be very careful next time mate it mite be your live next

[d00d557]

Just be thankful to god that you didn't wake up the parentals

[moeburn]

I think I'm the luckiest guy on earth when it comes to drugs.

I once took a very high dose of ayahuasca (DMT), without knowing its intense effects. I also unfortunately had soy sauce in my system after consuming the ayahuasca, which can kill you. I didn't know, at the time, that it is very unlikely I would have died, but I did undergo an intense hypertensive crisis.

The lucky part is, that before I blacked out, someone on a message board in california gave me their cell number and let me talk to them to calm me down before I called 911.

[IncredibleOne]

lol As shitty as that experience was... it's a great story. Will make for an interesting conversation next time you're havin' a smoke sesh with some friends.

[moeburn]

What the hell is wrong with me?! My house is surrounded by 3 inches of snow, so I open the door to get rid of the smoke... then I bring the flaming pot DOWNSTAIRS?!

DAMN I'm stupid.

[conch420]

lol yeah man that is crazy, i did like the same thing i just threw it out an open window into my yard.. lol the neibours probly didnt think nothing of the flaming pot flying out of my house at 1 am

[Canadien.]

What the hell is wrong with me?! My house is surrounded by 3 inches of snow, so I open the door to get rid of the smoke... then I bring the flaming pot DOWNSTAIRS?!

DAMN I'm stupid.

HAHAHAHAH

This is your brain on drugs.