*flips open cell phone*
"Jesse! Starve the pigs, I'll be there in the morning"
*closes cell phone*


As for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre story, its actually very much fabricated. The guy in question his name is Ed Gein. People thought he was just some harmless weird old man. He only killed a few people, but mostly he would dig up corpses and play with em. Nothing like what is portrayed. Travis county, the place that it takes place, is actually the same county that Austin, Texas is in. Its pretty heavily populated (I-35 runs through it) so its not like its all barren. I've seen scarier shit in Arkansas. *shudder*