Ha ha! Ninja style.

I used to have to do this when I went out for a toke. My room used to be right across the hall from my parents, so when my dad finally went to bed at 1am, I could finally toke. I had to quietly creep down the hall, and avoid the second stair from the top, as it creaked like hell. I had to skip the 6th stair, then the 5th one, and to avoid the biggest creak of all, I had to avoid stepping on the 2nd step, so what I did, is I just stepped down from the 3rd stair up.

It was all very complicated, and I always screwed it up coming back up, but at that point I didn't care anymore. I was fried, so fuck it. I did this in the complete darkness too. My folks slept with the door open, so it was like, fuuuuuuuuuck.