This actually reminds me of a story...

One time me and my friend went outside and smoke A LOT of weed.... and we got SO fucking high. And my dad was still up watching tv (this was b4 i knew he was okay with me tokin).

So i decided i would pretend to be a ninja. I was doing all these ninjitsu balancing tecniques which i invented on the spot and i did all these weird things like army rolls and tippy toeing. When we got to my window i tryed to jump through the just like diving into a pool. and my shoulders and legs hit the window frams really hard .... it hurt really bad and made a lot of sound. We got really paranoid after that. and ate food.
LittLeWinG Reviewed by LittLeWinG on . Ninja Skills Is there that certain time of night where you want to smoke but you gotta do it as quiet/sneaky as you can? For me as I walk down the hallway I gotta stay on the left side then right at the end step in the middle or else it creaks like a mother fucker. Then I reach my tiled floor and I know I gotta step on 3 up, 3 to the right. Then step on the tile 1 down and on the left side of the door. And I twist the door handle up instead of down or that snaps at you. Then I gotta open it only halfway Rating: 5