This actually reminds me of a story...

One time me and my friend went outside and smoke A LOT of weed.... and we got SO fucking high. And my dad was still up watching tv (this was b4 i knew he was okay with me tokin).

So i decided i would pretend to be a ninja. I was doing all these ninjitsu balancing tecniques which i invented on the spot and i did all these weird things like army rolls and tippy toeing. When we got to my window i tryed to jump through the just like diving into a pool. and my shoulders and legs hit the window frams really hard .... it hurt really bad and made a lot of sound. We got really paranoid after that. and ate food.