Is there that certain time of night where you want to smoke but you gotta do it as quiet/sneaky as you can?

For me as I walk down the hallway I gotta stay on the left side then right at the end step in the middle or else it creaks like a mother fucker. Then I reach my tiled floor and I know I gotta step on 3 up, 3 to the right. Then step on the tile 1 down and on the left side of the door. And I twist the door handle up instead of down or that snaps at you. Then I gotta open it only halfway no more or else the spring, well snaps at you too.

And I gotta do the same thing on the way in. Anyone else gotta pull this shit daily?
ToDrunkToFish Reviewed by ToDrunkToFish on . Ninja Skills Is there that certain time of night where you want to smoke but you gotta do it as quiet/sneaky as you can? For me as I walk down the hallway I gotta stay on the left side then right at the end step in the middle or else it creaks like a mother fucker. Then I reach my tiled floor and I know I gotta step on 3 up, 3 to the right. Then step on the tile 1 down and on the left side of the door. And I twist the door handle up instead of down or that snaps at you. Then I gotta open it only halfway Rating: 5