Hey, Kiwi! Good to see you online!

I have a little cat that lives in my garage. He actually belongs to my neighbors. I feed him most of the time, but he also makes the rounds and eats at other houses. Something someone's feeding him somewhere makes him have loose bowel movements. Actually, he could be eating mice or birds, too, which might loosen him up. Anyway, he's not exactly clean in the area of his rear end. But he won't let me near that part of his body to try and clean him up. I named him Orangeman a long time ago since he's an orange tabby and he's a sweet pet like Orangeman is here. But I've recently begun referring to him as Pig Pen since he's sorta like a walking mess-cat. I'd let him inside if he were cleaner, but I don't want him sitting down on my floors or my furniture with that bottom of his.