Boy would I like to see a new headline "Dispensary owners bust FBI building"
Hundreds of FBI agents were detained and raided of their marijuana virginity.
No long-term stoners were made, however most officers made a plea bargain that as long as the evil hippies ordered them dominoes they would smoke for the rest of the day. Thousands of registered weapons were found amongst the Feds, and all were seized and used as smoking utensils.
After 6 hours of binge eating and intense philosophical debate, both parties wandered outside to "check out the clouds".