Quote Originally Posted by Gatekeeper777
How backwards do you need to be to beleive in that shit. If you believe that a man(JONAS) lived in a whale for (30 days?) and was spit out of its mouth onto a beach, and #1 he didnt dehydrate within 5 days. or #2 he didnt go hungry or #3 the whale didnt swallow him, sorry i shouldn't say swallow during a jewish story its just not kosher.
then I WANT WHAT YOUR SMOKING!

No man.. it was no whale, it was the inside of an alien spacecraft.