Proof the bible is true

[Pass That Shit]

How backwards do you need to be to beleive in that shit. If you believe that a man(JONAS) lived in a whale for (30 days?) and was spit out of its mouth onto a beach, and #1 he didnt dehydrate within 5 days. or #2 he didnt go hungry or #3 the whale didnt swallow him, sorry i shouldn't say swallow during a jewish story its just not kosher.
then I WANT WHAT YOUR SMOKING!

By the way, Jonas was in the belly of the fish for 3 days and 3 nights.
Just like the son of man was in the heart of the earth for 3 days and 3 nights.

I'M SMOKING WHITE WIDOW AND IT'S STRONG!