Proof the bible is true

[Podge_Boro]

"good morning ms. reb, we're going door to door in your neighborhood this morning to let everyone here know about the lord's plan for you and all of his children. have you heard the word of the lord?"


"what?! you don't have a personal relationship with jesus? well, i'm here to tell you that jesus loves you and that our lord and saviour, who died on the cross for your sins, awaits your return to his loving embrace. his is a pure and...."


"what!? no! jesus is not some greasy perv just trying to get in your pants! please, put down that bat. HELP! HHHEEELLLPPP...."




....as sirens rise in the distance and blood seeps into the dust we say farewell to another blessed soul, who's missionary zeal has led him to an untimely end.

this must mean there is a god

you high?

Podge_Boro Reviewed by Podge_Boro on 02-25-2007. Proof the bible is true http://www.parentalguide.com/Documents/Bible_Desk/proof_bible_true.htm read it and weap and if you don't believe it I feel sorry for your soul and I'll pray for you :) Rating: 5

[Pass That Shit]

it's the fantasy we all have concerning those jw's and such that awaken us from our drunken saturday morning haze. i've never gone through with it, but i have invited them in for a beer. no takers yet.

I'd take you up on the beer.
It would help keep my mouth moist from the joint we'd smoke on the kitchen table while preaching the LORD to you. imp:

[JackdaWack]

first question.... was this a serious thread, like honestly, belive this or i feel sorry for you...

second, not a question more a statement, if u think that reading some BS crap is going to make people believe in something your highly highly retarded.

[JunkYard]

I'd take you up on the beer.
It would help keep my mouth moist from the joint we'd smoke on the kitchen table while preaching the LORD to you. imp:

pimp it daddy!!

[delusionsofNORMALity]

I'd take you up on the beer.
It would help keep my mouth moist from the joint we'd smoke on the kitchen table while preaching the LORD to you. imp:

i'd take you up on the joint, but jesus is a hard sell in my household.

back when i was working graveyard shifts i did invite them i from time to time. bleary eyed, in my robe and slippers with a beer in one hand and a silly grin plastered on my face. i used to love discussions with folks like that, but i just don't have the patience for it now.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

first question.... was this a serious thread....

for a while i was petitioning for people to ignore this damn thing, but now it's become mildly amusing and i might just have to revisit it from time to time.

[JackdaWack]

for a while i was petitioning for people to ignore this damn thing, but now it's become mildly amusing and i might just have to revisit it from time to time.

You just summed up my entire reason for being in here, i mean i honestly dont mind people preachin at all, but dont cross that line where u sound mildly retarded.

[the way]

dumb

[delusionsofNORMALity]

drivin' for jesus
drivin' for jesus
makin' all the lights

[murkem]

i belive in a God a higher entity that i believe is the creator. but i just think he has us like little toys like the movie constantine "Gods just a kid with an ant farm" why did he allow sin to take place? everyone wants proof that he exists, God doesnt have to prove himself to you. he sent jesus and nobody believed him then why would you now? jesus would have suffered (because he is not dead) in vain if he had to keep tryng to prove himself to you. God is not human u shouldnt give him human characteristics he doesnt need you you need him. i believe in God but i question his motives and methods and i dont agree, but then again im only human and cant understand. but either way i chose my path of evil ways but i fully understand my cosequences. ive been through too much on this earth to suffer more so i can go to heaven. i rather just live this life to the fullest. i agree with those people that say belief in God shouldnt be forced thats not called for. for u to have a choice is all God wants, to believe or not thats what the bible teaches. not for u to be bombarded with pamphlets and brainwashed, he wants you to choose. christianity is not believing in god its much more because satan belives in god does that make him a christian? and for those of you that dont believe in god or atleast some force of good and evil have u never experienced a phenomenon? i have seen angels, and there are demons and evil spirits if they exist can there be no good spirits. have u ever witnessed people possesed? a young woman with no more strength than average hurl a 250 lb wood bench at a pastor 50 feet away in a church? have you fallen from 10 times your height onto concrete(cant remember the exact height but easily that amount and no stiches a scrape) and have a smiling angel carry you down? i have, so for me to say God or good and evil does not exist would truly be ignorant on my part. it may not be for you but look around you some pretty amazing things happen that science may try to explain. but till it happens to you u can justify yourself in your belief because it is your choice noone elses. so threads like these claming "proof" and "ill pray for your soul" are uncalled for when you know youll choose.