Proof the bible is true

[delusionsofNORMALity]

as no one has posted to tell us they are missing an eye, i believe this thread is a rotting corpse.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol things like this make me laugh really..

you wanna know proof? when god or jesus is caught on tape speaking to a very large group of sober people on camera and what not...

words doesn't prove anything.. until they show themselves.. there is no proof.. at best it just makes it more likely to be true... but that's not even the case here...

btw i don' teven have ot read that page... cuz well... it's all crap that's been said before and i know this, becasue if there was any NEW 'proof' it'd be splattered across teh news, and websites all over the place...

again, until atleast god (maybe jesus) shows himself to thousands and thousands of people AT THE SAME TIME (not this i saw god or i talk to god from a single person building up over years...) and even caught on camera... there is no proof... perhaps you should check up on the definition of proof...

proof - Definitions from Dictionary.com

btw, as for your little statment of "read it and weap and if you don't believe it I feel sorry for your soul and I'll pray for you"

well lets start hear "if you don't believe..." you are already anticipating it to be claimed as false.. if YOU thought it was absolute proof, and if it was, there would be no need for that statement.. nor the one that follows...

don't feel sorry for my soul, and please don't pray for me... how would you like it for some satanist to start telling you he's going to ask satan to spare your soul when you go to hell? yeah, that'd kinda anger you or strike a nerve right? or at the very least you'd come back with soemthing like "satan won't have me or i don't believe or somethign along those lines.."

i've found that quite a few people who don't believe are offended when you start in with talking about our soul and praying for us...

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i have a dream.....

that this thread never existed.

[slipknotpsycho]

i have a dream.....

that this thread never existed.

too bad it's only a dream

[delusionsofNORMALity]

yea, but i keep on tryin'. maybe some day it will come true, but i ain't holdin' my breath.

[rebgirl420]

Yeah religion is a bunch of BS to me, but hey if you need that to get through your day then go ahead. But I don't want you people praying for me or knocking on my door trying to get me to read about that bullshit.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

"good morning ms. reb, we're going door to door in your neighborhood this morning to let everyone here know about the lord's plan for you and all of his children. have you heard the word of the lord?"


"what?! you don't have a personal relationship with jesus? well, i'm here to tell you that jesus loves you and that our lord and saviour, who died on the cross for your sins, awaits your return to his loving embrace. his is a pure and...."


"what!? no! jesus is not some greasy perv just trying to get in your pants! please, put down that bat. HELP! HHHEEELLLPPP...."




....as sirens rise in the distance and blood seeps into the dust we say farewell to another blessed soul, who's missionary zeal has led him to an untimely end.

this must mean there is a god

[rebgirl420]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH thats the best shit ive heard all damn day!

[delusionsofNORMALity]

it's the fantasy we all have concerning those jw's and such that awaken us from our drunken saturday morning haze. i've never gone through with it, but i have invited them in for a beer. no takers yet.

[rebgirl420]

I say that you should answer the door naked and act like you dont even notice. I wonder if they would say anything or just turn around and leave?