Quote Originally Posted by SmokingPlatypus
LOL

"I tried smoking marijuana a week ago with my older sister. She left the house immediately to go to work. I felt really weird and tried to paint myself green. I got paint all over the house and my dad found out that I got high. Now he won't pay for my college.My sister got into a car accident on the way to work. Now she can never walk again.All it took was two hits and now she'll never walk and I'll never further my education. Marijuana is the worst drug ever."

I'm sorry, but that's fucking hilarious.

"I had a friend once, he decided one day that he wanted to try pot. Now as soon as he smoked the pot, it put him in a weird state of mind. He started thinking that he could do things that he really couldn't. He started thinking he was invincible, or something, and got his friend (who was also high on pot) to pull out a gun and shoot him in the stomach, thinking that the bullet would bounce off of him. The bullet did not bounce off of him, it killed him. He's dead now."

"I had a friend that decided to smoke pot. He thought it was "okay". I told him not to do it, I told him all of the negative side effects, but he wouldn't listen. I wasn't there when he did it, but when the smoke entered his lungs, he passed out and died. Sometimes I ask myself if there was something more I could have done."

In addition to these being hilarious.. they are completely inaccurate and factually incorrect. How the hell can websites get away with posting this kind of bullshit?

Omg Bwahahahahahahaha! That is some FUNNY stuff there!!:giggity: :giggity:
"2 tokes and she'll never walk again and I can't further my education"
"he got smoke in his lungs and died"
omg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,funny funny bs.