1. who was the first person u smoked with?
My friend.

2 where were u when u first smoked?
In his car.

3 how old were u when u first smoked?
18.

4 how much did u smoke that day?
One bowl (probably about .5g).

5 how did u smoke that day, what method?
Pipe

6 what kind of herb was it?
Cannabis, duh. It was just mids, actually.

7 have u ever smoked with a family member?
No, but my Aunt is a pothead.

8 have u ever smoked at school?
Nope.

9 have u ever smoked in ur parents house then had to deal with consequences?
Nope, my parents think it should be legal. But I've never smoked INSIDE the house--but outside the house (everyday), yes. I have smoked in a friend's house, but his Mom blazes it up every day. So there were no consequences.

10 have u ever smoked with a teacher?
Nope, but that would be cool.

11 have u ever been searched then stripped of what u had and had a law enforcer keep it?
Nope.

12 have u ever been caught with pot at school?
Nope, I've never brought it to school.

13 have u ever been given pot as a present or gift
Nope, but that would be the best gift to give.

14 have u ever recieved pot as a christmas or holiday gift?
Nope, but that would be the best give to receive.

15 have u ever baked with weed?
Nope, but I would like to.

16 have u ever grown?
Nope, but I will be soon.

17 what was the most ammount of pot u smoked in 1 day?
I'd estimate it was about 2g. I like to conserve mine as much as possible.

18 have u ever saved up ur lunch money in order to get pot?
I'm not a highschooler, I don't need "lunch money." But yes, I save up money in general to get pot.

19 have u ever beaten up smaller kids and take their lunch money in order to get pot?
Look above.

20 have u ever served a dirty deal...and b honest now, u aint got 2 lie
No, I think that would be lame. I know I wouldn't want to be ripped off, so I don't think I'd ever rip someone off.

One thing. I don't think some of these questions even pertain to "being a true pothead." I've known people who only toke a few times per month who have been searched and caught with it. One question that would really top it off:

21. How often do you smoke weed?
Every day, when I have it. And I'm actually dry right now... have been for a week and a half.

You forgot that question.