Pot on the pot.

[MastaChronic]

I normally just read the paper while im on the shitter.

I might try it tomorrow, but i can almost say for certain somthing will go wrong... i'll either drop the joint in the bog, or shit on the floor.. ooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr shit on the joint.

i can just imagine the conversation lip might have with a homie.
lip: dude, what the fuckis up man?
homie: nothin much, dude you sound pissed
l: fuck! i am pissed
h:why
l:i shit on my joint
h:...(haha) what?
l:i shit on my fucking joint
h: how'd that happen?
l:i was tryin to toke up on the shitter
h:...(hahaha)dude, how did you shit on your joint though?
l:i dropped it and i thought it rolled behind the toilet so i turn around and then i couldnt hold it in and it came out all over the floor...and on my joint...
h: ahahahahaaha
l:fuck you man