I would like to beat Simon endlessly with a large stick of some kind. I can't stand the show!

Makes me wonder why people even bother. I mean, Clay who? And that other fat guy with the grey hair who? All the winners on that show will be doing nothing more than a 9-5 job in 5 years. They dissapear.

All in all, it's a kareeoke(sp?) contest. I can't even spell.