friends and homies.

[slipknotpsycho]

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

HOMIEZ: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.





FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

HOMIEZ: Calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, by GRAMPS!





FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

HOMIEZ: Would be sitting next to you sayin

"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"





FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

HOMIEZ: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.





FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

HOMIEZ: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."





FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

HOMIEZ: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...





FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

HOMIEZ: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.





FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

HOMIEZ: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"





FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.

HOMIEZ: Are for life.



FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

HOMIEZ: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."





FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

HOMIEZ: Will repost this shittttt!

slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on 01-17-2007. friends and homies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. HOMIEZ: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. Rating: 5

[wayoftheleaf]

Lol funny shit man.


My friend david sounds like a cross between those.

[TokinAsianGuy]

i never realised how many fucking homiez i had... lol!

[BizzleLuvin]

hmmmm ive never actually used the term 'homies/z' before.

[Samwhore]

i dont call them homies, i call them my bitches

but yes, i have one damn good homie, said the same fucking exactly thing when i got arrested too, lmao

[partyguy420]

homies are cool... but bros are better...(not actual brothers..)the bros i have, i have known ateast 90% of my now... my homies... we have only known eash other threw my drug years..

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

lol homies

ICP kicks ass

[MastaChronic]

dude, that is exactly what my homies do....cause we homies

[Nochowderforyou]

Bro's, Brah's, homies, buddies, pals, friends, whatever. They're all the same shit, just a different pile.

[N3D FLANDERS]

Bro's, Brah's, homies, buddies, pals, friends, whatever. They're all the same shit, just a different pile.

your avatar is so disturbing

did you google teddy bear shitting cheetoh to get it?

no hard feelings but
WTF